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A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.

  • Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
  • Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
  • Doctor: Denise.
  • Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
  • Doctor: Denephew.
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LotR 3 Spoiler Alert

Edit: This was created by @-vz and I after an extended LotR trilogy marathon sleepover :)

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When the person you hate gets embarrassed in public:

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You & your bestfriend:

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Trying to decide which cup belongs to who.

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can I die please.


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